I LIVE AND BREATHE ... RED IS KINDA SUS ... I TELL YOUR FORTUNE ... WHAT HAVE WE COME TO AS A CREW ... THIS IS THE WORST TEAM OF ALL TIME ... SPACE IS A HARSH ATMOSPHERE ... CAN YOU BELIEVE THEY PUT A MAN ON THE MOON? ... YOU WILL SEE SUCH PRETTY THINGS? THANKS WYOMING! ... FILE YOUR PILES! ... CALM DOWN MAX ... OH NO, YOU'VE ENCOUNTERED THE WHITE SCREEN OF DOOM! ... WHO BORKED THE VCR? ... WHAT'S THE POINT ... WHERE? ... HOW DO YOU VENT LIKE BLACK DID? ... THIS IS QUITE POSSIBLY THE WORST SITE ... ON THE WORLD WIDE WEB ... I DO ENJOY A GOOD MARQUEE EVERY NOW AND THEN ... BUT THIS IS TAKING IT TOO FAR ... YOU'RE AN ATROCIOUS IMPOSTOR ... OOO LOOK AT ME I CAN BORK THE REACTOR ... AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA ... MY NEW E KEY WORKS FINE ... RED BROKE THE COFFEE MACHINE SO NOWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW ... [END OF SELECTED MARQUEE TEXT]
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new album Soon™: IMPOSTOR DAYZ

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we're a (decent) band that makes (decent) music

i swear, we don't own among us! that trophy goes to Innersloth, not us


we try our best and that's all that matters